Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

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Saturday, 21 November 2009

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Female guards at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, that performed several body cavity checks on Martha Stewart, have been giving exclusive interviews and exposing the characteristics of Stewart's genitalia.

One female prison guard said, "When I did a cavity check on Stewart I made her bend over; I told her to spread it wide, wider, and a bit wider.' 'She had old, pink pussy lips with a red interior.'"

Female guards at the prison camp said they gave Stewart the name "Ugly Puss" after discovering what her genitalia looked like.

The crowd of reporters picking up the story laughed at the description of Stewarts ridiculous looking genitalia.

In a telephone interview, Martha Stewart says she was at home watching her favorite movie "I Know What You Did Last Summer", when her mother called to tell her what the female prison guards were saying about her cavity checks.

Rumors about the character of Stewart's genitalia have been spreading around the world for the last six months and is said to be a new urban legend.

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