The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...
According to the latest BBC report, London, Birmingham and Manchester constitute 'two cities', not, as is commonly thought, three. The news came during an article on the BBC's website about the US singer Chris Brown, who had been refused a visa to...
Leaked information from management consultants has revealed BBC staff see themselves as the cast of Cranford whereas they regard viewers as the cast of EastEnders. Director General Mark Thompson admitted there was a huge gulf between the values th...
London - (Grim Reaper Mess): "Ha ha ha! Nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard old Fatty Mountbatten had finally croaked it!" BBC WM radio listener Prudence Blow commented today. This 'typical' audience reaction to presenter Danny Kelly's gaff...
New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media gathering outside number 1...
Former children's TV presenter Johnny Ball has admitted being "so high" when he presented BBC1's Think Again that he "could hardly talk". Speaking on a special documentary, 'A Load of Balls' the star said "Sometimes I was just so high. The adrenal...
The BBC has suffered as much as any other business over the past couple of years. Programmes such as Doctor Who have sucked up most of the budget, meaning that the BBC are looking for cheaper programmes to fill the schedules. "We've noticed that c...
Following thousands of complaints from viewers One Show presenter Adrian Chiles has been ordered to wear a paper bag over his head in future. Chiles, famous for his miserable demeanor and being a West Brom fan (the two are connected), was taking i...
The BBC, sometimes known as 'Bloated Bureaucratic Crap', announced today their budget to cover the World Cup would exceed $9 million due to the construction of a new glass studio for three new and exciting announcers. Sir George Laffingwell confi...
Cheryl Cole practically closed BBC 1 on Friday evening by backing out of the Jonathan Ross Show at the 11th hour. Her press bods put the no show down to Cheryl having a tickly cough but we know different. Her failure to show was part of an elaborate...
Following on from the success of prime time dancing shows such as "Celebrity Come Dancing", "Newsnight Goes Dancing", "Dancing on Wheels" and "Dancing Sky at Night" the BBC has today announced its new Autumn schedule. Programmes will of course fea...
The Boring BBC is raising the TV license fee again to £145.50 in the age of satellite television when there are hundreds of thousands of people who don't give a rats arse about BBC TV programmes. John Stewart of Edinburgh is wanting everyone to or...
A man who works part time in a local pound shop has said that a man bearing more than a passing resemblance to BBC presenter Adrian Chiles was seen entering a theatrical costumier's shop and buying a big false ginger beard. "It was a massive furr...
The Director General of the BBC, Mark Thompson, revealed today new plans to save the failing BBC 6 Music and Asian Networks. In a bid to save £600m, BBC 6 and the Asian Network will be beamed down to us from space from a purpose built satellite stat...
The BBC has announced that it is to axe Radio Glasgow as part of its cutback plans. The radio station will broadcast for the final time on Monday March 1st. BBC spokesperson Marmalade Dirty-Hussy said "We have to make some savings and we decided...
Harrogate man Eddie Boothroyd was looking forward to watching 'This Week' last night on BBC1 because Belle de Jour was appearing on the show. Mr Boothroyd, a long time admirer of the 'Belle de Jour' blog - which describes the day to day life of a hig...
A suspected death list has been leaked from the BBC giving the arrangements for broadcasting the deaths of famous people. There are three categories. Category three contains just one name: Rupert Murdoch. Not only will programs not be interrupted, bu...
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