With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...
After sucking up to Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin and threatening to hug her, Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has now put the moves on India's PM, Dr. Manmohan Singh. As an embarrassed Dr. Singh tried to pull away from a d...
Is there trouble in Brangelina land? Rumors have picked up pace that things are not quite as rosy as they seem with the Jolie-Pitt famille. An unnamed source said: "With six kids, lack of sleep and privacy Brad has been feeling more and more li...
Despite publicly stating "I'll do whatever I'm asked to do", an angry Bill Clinton barely acknowledged Obama's presence during their famous tete-a-tete a couple of days ago. An anonymous source stated: "Bill basically told Barack he could kiss hi...
Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...
A fashion designer has revealed that Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama have both chosen identical gowns for Barack's Presidential swearing in ceremony. "Of course they were unaware that they had both chosen the same style complete with matching ti...
GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...
VANCOUVER, CANADA: With the prospect of 20 million dollars dangling before his eyes, you would think Mats Sundin would bite - and bite hard. But for some reason, the procrastinating, dithering Swede has driven Vancouver Canucks GM Mike Gillis stir-...
LALALAND - HOLLYWOOD - Self-proclaimed political pundit and not-so-great actress Annette (who?) Benning, pilloried John McCain's veep choice of Sarah Palin and claimed that Hillary supporters would not rush en masse to vote for her "simply because sh...
1. Barack Obama is DEFINITELY 100% Muslim. 1. Bristol Palin is ABSOLUTELY the mother of her brother Trig. 2. John McCain is a Manchurian candidate. 2. Barack Obama is a front man for Black militant terrorists. 3. Michelle Obama is an angry black woman dying to be First Lady so she can destroy America. 3. Cindy McCain is actually a Stepford wife. 4. Sara...
DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed 'Redneck" and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin's soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks. Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, "We're ti...
ANYWHERE-ISTAN: Recently-resigned, unwelcome in his own country and shunned by his once-loyal King's Party, ex-Pakistani "President-for-life" Pervez Musharraf has made the UK "an offer it can't refuse". "In exchange for political asylum General M...
ILE D'AMOUR, FRANCE: Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie is resting comfortably after having given birth to identical twin daughters. The proud father said he was extremely excited with the arrival of his 'new lad...
MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut - Paying tribute to ailing Senator Edward Kennedy, US Presidential candidate Barak Obama told students at Wesleyan University he will be changing his name and converting to Catholicism.
Once again, The Spoof.com writer shea lo has proven remarkable psychic skills.
A late breaking poll has confounded political pundits and analysts alike. Polling in various categories shows that both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are tied in virtually every voting category.
FORT WAYNE, INDIANA: On the eve of the big Indiana primary, Barack Obama rolled up his sleeves, slapped on roller blades, presented his daughters to the crowds and exhorted his supporters to vote for him, because "I am...
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