In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in. Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move. Ever...
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that the Coalition government plans to deal with the welfare state by cutting friends with benefits. The scheme entitled "No more benefits for friends" will not allow friends of different genders to add a...
Mud Island - otherwise known as the UK is to close next week. The Government has decided that this is the only way to actually stop spending money. Chancellor George Objectionable Osborne commented "whatever measures we take are not working. We...
The Tory government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Britain's growing deficit. Ministers agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the m...
The UK economy is shrinking, the stock market is stumbling, the pound is falling and it is nothing to do with Government policies. 'What do expect with winter' complained Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne 'it was so cold nobody went out...
Last week in a lecture given by Baroness Warsi, the Conservative party chair and Minister "without portfolio" has said that the Muslims are not taken seriously and are often the butt of after-dinner jokes. Of course, these are only assumptions becaus...
Ever since the rat-catching cat Humphrey died it seems that rats have been creeping their way back into the Primeminister's residence at Nr 10. Under Tony Blairs regime many a rat was discovered (they shall remain nameless) and his successor, Gord...
Following my appointment to the job as the new Communications Director at No 10 David Cameron asked me to come to a one to one session with him. Here's the result. OK Jim Womble what's your view on my performances at Question Time? You sound like a self satisfied public school bully. Really? So how should I improve? Praise Ed Miliband. Now, come on! That would make all his opp...
London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): A Sunday Smearer gutter trawl defaming the Conservative Leader of the House of Lords looks set to end in tragedy. "I'll give it until Burns Night, Tuesday," a leading defamation lawyer chuckled today as the sordid tal...
Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...
LONDON - At a debate in Parliament, all the political parties have agreed to one thing. The UK populace are douchebags. "Do you know how hard it is," said an MP, "trying to please everyone? It's really hard. Do you know how much time, effort an...
Following my appointment as the new Communications Director at no 10 I am initiating a new out-front policy approved by the Prime Minister. This will be an open frank department and it is in this spirit that I release the transcript of some sections of my interview that got me the job, before Wikileaks gets hold of it. INTERVIEW RECORDING Q Why do you want the job Womble? A De money.
Top Vatican officials are condemning Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi because of allegations that Berlusconi had sex with human females, even though Berlusconi has been the Vatican's strongest supporter and has never condemned the Catholic C...
Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...
Surely nothing could be more shocking to the Tory faithful than seeing the 'Daily Mail' lambasting them for standing aside as Goldman Sachs pay £9.3 million in bonuses to staff whilst slashing their contribution to charities by £110 million. That...
Penny Banks, our Spoof Gazette Financial Correspondent has been looking at the cost of living in the UK - Comparing the actual cost of products in 1951 compared to 2011, and then assessing the difference % between those years, she forecasts what these items will cost (if still available at all) in 2071. With some scary results - especially for the youngsters of today. Let's face it, would th...
Taking a few minutes to speak to the press outside 10 Downing Street this morning before heading off to Parliament, Prime Minister David Cameron stopped to provide a short explanation for why the coalition government had decided to only impleme...
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