Surely nothing could be more shocking to the Tory faithful than seeing the 'Daily Mail' lambasting them for standing aside as Goldman Sachs pay £9.3 million in bonuses to staff whilst slashing their contribution to charities by £110 million.
That sounds pretty subversive to the Big Society and when friends like the Mail are critical there is only Murdoch left and he is expected to sell off Sky News which is making a loss because - horror of horrors - people prefer the BBC!
Cameron met Murdoch representatives over Christmas to exchange presents. Our mole under the table witnessed the exchange of presents.
'This one is for Rupert' said Cameron handing over a Monopoly set with BSkyB replacing Piccadilly 'I know Rupert will enjoy this game. I know how he loves to win everything - just like his Australian cricket team.'
There was a gift for the PM. The latest hack proof mobile phone. 'No one will be able to overhear your conversations but us now David!'
With disabled children going to care homes because parents cannot afford to pay for social services and the super rich gangsters from Russia prospering in London the Lib Dems have decided that in the next election they will be independent of all other parties. 'We can't have our party aligned to the hollow promises of the two other major parties' declared Nick Clegg 'we shall set out our own stall and you will see us as the Governing Party by the end of the year I can promise you that.'
