Baroness Warsi reveals new party: the 'Toryban'

Written by IN SEINE

Monday, 24 January 2011

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Waiting for the next general election

Last week in a lecture given by Baroness Warsi, the Conservative party chair and Minister "without portfolio" has said that the Muslims are not taken seriously and are often the butt of after-dinner jokes. Of course, these are only assumptions because she is not actually present at every family gathering.

Reading between the lines, one can discover that she is fed up with being the underdog and would like to do something about it. Therefore she is in the process of forming an extreme fundamentalist party which will very quickly gain many votes in the forthcoming general election. With so many Muslims in this country, this will be quite an easy victory and will probably astonish the British electorate.

The Baroness told In Seine News: "I have a very simple idea to gain as many votes as possible. The name of this party will be the 'Toryban'.

It should be noted that this is in no way related to the Taleban.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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