Washington AC/DC - (Story of O Ass Mess): US President's wife Michelle Obama has made the front cover of the iconic Rogue magazine, formerly known as BigOilShagger! She is the latest First Lady to pose stark naked for the publication and follows...
First black US President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle, are to become part of a unique and bizarre clinical experiment designed to safeguard the future of the presidency, and the security of the great American nation - the pair are to be cloned.
Washington/DC/ Faux Decorator News - Embarrassed by Fashion Editors around the world who castigated the First Couple's fashion (non) sense at the inaugural, a furious Michelle O'bama demanded and received from TARP Czar Barney Frank, an unlimited bud...
Despite worsening conditions in Israel, ongoing insurgency in Iraq, and a difficult war in Afghanistan, the American people are keeping their priorities in order. Not even the worst economic times in nearly 50 years seems to be more important than ho...
NY/NY Women's Wear Daily - The verdict is in and it ain't good for the Presidential First Couple and their Inaugural Attire! Fashion commentator Gretchen Von Snootkinstein, the final word on international fashion, put a firm "thumbs down" in her...
London - (Spooky Mess): Did the BBC's gripping espionage series 'Spooks' inadvertantly out US First Lady Michelle Obama as a Russian spy? That is the latest intelligence poser baffling the US Joint Chiefs of Stuff after they viewed the UK spy dra...
Washington DC-- Michelle Obama had a terrible first day in the White House--she accidentally burned the house down to the ground! The Obama family was busy moving into the mansion when the fire happened. No one was injured. Michelle Obama said she w...
Washington AC/DC - (Sartorial Shock Horror Mess): "OMFG! A whipped cream meringue covered in crack crystals!" That's how one fashion guru described Michelle Obama's hideous one-shouldered white chiffon frou-frou confection worn confidently to the...
In Washington DC today, Michelle Obama was wearing a sparkling gold sheath dress with matching coat by Cuban-born American designer Isabel Toledo on the day of her husband's inauguration as president. That's a sparkling Gold! Those of you who had...
Washington DC -- The two little Obama girls had quite a scare when they visited the White House last week. Little Fric and Frac Obama went to the White House with their mother to choose their new bedrooms. Little Fric ran screaming down the stair...
The secret is finally out - Michelle Obama has picked a virtually unknown Chicago-based designer to fashion her inaugural gown. Details of the gown have just been leaked by E!. Designer Cécelia Hendrickson has fashioned the floor-length, A-lin...
(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...
WASHINGTON - The Presidential Inaugural Committee in charge of allocating tickets to the inaugural balls are running into some flack. Trying to avoid a repeat of the embarrassment First Lady Laura Bush suffered in 2006, when she arrived at the Kenned...
(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new schoo...
New York - (Humunguous Ass Mess): America's First Lady-elect Michelle Obama has been honored with Time of the Month magazine's ultimate accolade. The forty-something mother of two has been awarded the issue's annual Red Rag to a Bull gong in the f...
"Its the only way I can descend stairs!" declared the president in waiting (in bullet-proofed waiting, actually). His wife Michelle, said angrily "I cant believe you would resort to publishing hurtful stories about my family and their moving from...
Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...
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