Washington AC/DC - (Sartorial Shock Horror Mess): "OMFG! A whipped cream meringue covered in crack crystals!"
That's how one fashion guru described Michelle Obama's hideous one-shouldered white chiffon frou-frou confection worn confidently to the DC Inauguration Balls last night.
Apparently the sartorial howler is a best seller from an 'upmarket' (sic) Chicago mall boutique's 18-25 bridal range.
But on 45 year-old Michelle it looked as if a dislocated shoulder truss had been hurriedly applied by a blind seamstress high on xanax.
"When you're as flat-chested as Michelle the last thing you want is to wear something suitable for double mastectomy patients," the fashion correspondent of LA FagHagSlagMag said today.
And as Mrs O twirled confidently around Inauguration dancefloors DC paparazzi were out in force determined to snap that vital other haute couture item, the First Lady's knickers.
Unfortunately she wasn't wearing any last night.
