Paris Hilton is "leaving on a jet plane" as she heads to the African country of Rwanda. The purpose of the trip? Paris wants to show that she has completed her rehabilitation and recovery. "I also want to help people and, like, everyone is adoptin...
Spiderman 3 and Transformers may have packed them in at the box-office but movie earnings fall way behind those of fake voices.
Kazakhstan - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Madonna is pissed that Richard Branson's proposed Virgin InterGalactic Sapceport in Upham, New Mexico has been architecturally designed around Britney Spears's vagina.
Hollywood, California - Although it is rumored that Justin is Madonna's new boy-toy, in actuality, the two have been secretly rehearsing together in preparation for their joint performance on stage at the up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next mo...
Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
Atlantic Occean Airspace - (Rioters): First Class passengers on a recent New York to London flight reported feeling 'shocked and sickened' as Madonna began injecting herself "in the ass" with an unidentified substance halfway throug...
LONDON (Defecated News) - Pop Queen Madonna sent out a press release this morning in which she confirmed she has put her pubic hair up for auction. The move came after weeks of gossip that Madonna had to do something to get some pres...
London - (Ass Mess): Notorious self-publicist and Kabbalah sucker Madonna has recruited disgraced ex-MI5 spook David Shayler who told UK TV news this week that he has had a psychic revelation that has ordained him aa the Anointed Messiah.
The self appointed "Queen of Fags", 62 year old Mary Louise Ciccone Ritchie, better known to her fans simply as Madonna, claimed yesterday that she would be ignoring the ban that stops people smoking in public buildings.
WASHINGTON (D.C.) -- Swank Capitol eatery Citronella recently refused Madonna entry because she was wearing jeans. When told she was improperly dressed in jeans, said pop star snapped at the maitre d' "that her jeans were more expensive than...
Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.
London - (Rotters): The criminal careeer of Kabbalah mumbo-jumbo peddling Bush courtesdan Madonna is all but over.
London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the NHS terrorist cell have reverted their attention to the international recruitment activities of ageing peroxide warbler Madonna and her Kabbalah network of Mossad operatives.
Madonna hopes to earn her weight in CFCs this week on the launch of her new song 'Oi You!' which is aimed at combatting global climate change.
A large, American nudist organization is desparate for new blood and more members. The American Association for Naked Recreation is growing older, with a median age of 55, and needs to recruit a younger membership before the organization dies out.
Somerset, Evening Herald Tribune. - Pneumatic mouthed Shakespearian actress Angelina Jolie and ex porn star Madge D'Honneur have been in a race to adopt as much of Africa as they can.
Madonna has arrived in Malawi amid speculation that she is about to adopt another African orphan, however TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that this is not the case. Madonna is in the African nation to book acts for the upcoming Live Earth concert...
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