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Funny story: Clinton role for husband as ambassador: Iraq or London?

Clinton role for husband as ambassador: Iraq or London?

Washington DC - (Rotters): Hillary Clinton has promised that when she is elected as the 44th President of the United States her husband Bill will be given one of two top diplomatic posts to bolster her Administration: ambassador to Iraq or ambassado...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.

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Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.

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Funny story: Hillary Confesses:"I did Exhale"

Hillary Confesses:"I did Exhale"

Democratic Candidate for the Presidential nomination has taken a new tack on her husband's marijuana alibi.

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Funny story: Pissed as a Newt admits to Lewinsky affair

Pissed as a Newt admits to Lewinsky affair

Washington DC - (ReuterUs): Former Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich has admitted that he was drunk when screwing Monica Lewinsky during his Congress campaign that impeached Bill Clinton.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Back Barack Obama

Bill Clinton To Back Barack Obama

Wall Street Kernel - It was recently disclosed, (but don't tell Hillary) that former President Bill Clinton has secretly made a deal with the Barack Obama camp to begin backing Senator Obama for the Democratic nomination for President, doing all...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive laden outburst on the Springer Show

Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive laden outburst on the Springer Show

Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, was fighting for her political life yesterday, after 'losing it' in front of the American public.

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Funny story: Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders in the offices of New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton leaked to the press information that she is using a voodoo doll of the former President to force him to help her with her campaign.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Plans His Future as First Gentleman

Bill Clinton Plans His Future as First Gentleman

Now that his wife has announced that she's establishing an exploratory committee to pursue a possible presidential run, Bill Clinton is doing a little 'exploration' of his own.

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Funny story: Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Former first lady, Hillary Clinton, has been telling reporters about her trip to the English Lake District, Cumbria, with husband Bill.

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Funny story: Self-Preservation Society jitters

Self-Preservation Society jitters

Manchester - (Associated Mess): Addressing a totally bewildered Labour Party conference, former US Presdident Bill Clinton told delegates that Prime Monster Tony Blair's government was in a 'stunning mess' and that he was doing all he co...

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Funny story: Come-back Kid plays the Albert Hall

Come-back Kid plays the Albert Hall

London - (Associated Mess): Former US President Bill Clinton will play to a sell-out full house at the Royal Albert Hall next week in the first gig of his global come-back tour that promises to feature a medley of greatest hits including "Fool...

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Funny story: Bush Massage Conspiracy

Bush Massage Conspiracy

"I think massaging women is extremely rewarding and often totally proper", says former US President Bill Clinton in his signature southern drawl. "I have been trying to get my friend and extended brother George, President Bush that is, to touch more...

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Funny story: Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...

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Funny story: President Clinton has Sexual Encounter in Central Park

President Clinton has Sexual Encounter in Central Park

Former U.S. President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton had an unexpected sexual encounter in New York's Central Park yesterday while walking with his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton. The President had just dismissed reporters when a large,...

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