Hillary Confesses:"I did Exhale"

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 15 March 2007

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College graduation photo of former first lady

Democratic Candidate for the Presidential nomination has taken a new tack on her husband's marijuana alibi.

Bill, as you may remember, admitted to smoking pot but covered himself by saying he did not inhale. Photos from Sen Mrs Clinton's college days suggest that the former first lady and aspirant to be first man-lady in the White House or something like that must have inhaled since here she is exhaling a plume of pot-smoke that would make Cheech, Chong and the hippie-dippie mailman jealous.

When our reporter, Skunkie Friedrick asked Hillary about the college pics, she came clean right away: "With what I knew at the time I made the right decision. With what I know now of course I would not have been a veritable chimney of Acapulco gold. Do I regret it, yes do I admit I was wrong. . . how can I since most of those years are a big blur. . . how do you think I agreed to marry Mr Clinton!"

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