Reports this weekend that Gordon Brown "bullied" members of staff, used violent and offensive language and operated a regime of terror, were strongly denied by No. 10 and Ministers today. When Reporters put allegations to Mr Brown regarding his di...
Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...
In a poll released today it was revealed Mr Brown was voted 'The Most Popular Man in the World' with 100% of those taking part voting for Mr Brown. The poll organised by Alastair Campbell asked 500 Deaf, Dumb and Blind people:- 'Do you th...
Gordon Brown claims he has traced his ancestry to Archduke Ferdinand Clunt an Austrian nobleman who was born in 1850 and was third in line to the Austro-Hungarian throne. Mr Brown says "Even in my days at university people recognised the associati...
Gordon Brown has agreed to appear before the Chilcot Inquiry into the invasion of Iraq provided he is allowed to wear the full Burka. In a statement last night Mr Brown asserted " In an attempt to be unrestricted and have maximum freedom before th...
In what might prove to be highly embarrassing to the Prime Minister it has been revealed that the name 'Gordon' came to his father John in a drunken dream. John was having a crafty kip behind the cricket pavilion when taking a short cut across Eaton...
An unnamed Westcountry woman claims she woke this morning to find she had had a good 8 inches during the night. "It was quite something" she gasped "I have regularly had 2 or 3 inches and one night in 1983 I had 5 inched, but this was something e...
Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods. Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted...
Daniel Smith got more than he bargained for when he persuaded female co worker Connie Suckhimer (pictured right) to give him a blow job. The hapless Daniel had mistakenly assumed Connie was acquainted with the fact that in this context 'blow' does...
Barack Obama has controversially been awarded the prestigious 'No Bell-piece' prize despite having been circumcised for less than a year. Commentators were amazed at the announcement as it was revealed he had been nominated two weeks before the op...
In what can only be described as a major surprise to Wall Street the President has appointed his Uncle Rasmus to head the Federal Bank. When questioned by Reporters regarding his Uncle's ability to deal with Financial Institutions and the major b...
In the first of several attempts to gain the high ground on Law and Order issues, a Conservative Think Tank has suggested that rather than send sex offenders to jail, the result of which they claim, is high cost to the taxpayer with dubious correctiv...
After recent reports that a photograph of President Obama with a cigarette in his hand would be worth as much as $150,000, there has been much speculation on the potential worth of a photograph of the President with his dick in his hand. Obama wh...
In a last ditch attempt to rescue the Presidential election the Republicans plan to show the Electorate Sarah Palin's tits. Plans to have 8 ft square billboards depicting her tits outside all polling stations and a large pair of latex breasts besi...
It was revealed yesterday that what for 2000 years was thought to be the 'Star of Bethlehem ' was in fact British Airways Flight BA0119 Heathrow to Bangalore. The jumbo jet leaves London Heathrow at 13.50 on December 24th and passes over Bethlehem...
It was revealed today that Barack Obama has a white penis. A Democrat spokesperson claimed that it was an extremely rare medical condition known as 'pendulus niveus' which was found exclusively among the noblemen of an ancient African tribe in the 14...
A intrauterine device claimed to be used by Sarah Palin has been offered for sale on ebay. The device as pictured right is more commonly known as a 'coil' and is said to have been found under Palin's podium after her recent debate with Joe Biden.
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