Gordon Brown voted 'Most Popular Man in the World'

Written by Philip McArthur

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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"Ooo.. Aren't I great ! "

In a poll released today it was revealed Mr Brown was voted 'The Most Popular Man in the World' with 100% of those taking part voting for Mr Brown.

The poll organised by Alastair Campbell asked 500 Deaf, Dumb and Blind people:-

'Do you think Mr Brown is the nicest, most intelligent,fun loving, good looking compassionate man in the world?'

If you DO NOT think so say " No I do not agree"

If you DO AGREE then you do not have to say anything or react in any way.'

Reporting the results of the poll Alastair Campbell said:

"Here is the proof, even a blind person can see Gordon Brown is far better than that upper-class prat Cameron!"

A spokesperson for the 'Society for the Deaf and Dumb' was available today but did not comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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