In a poll released today it was revealed Mr Brown was voted 'The Most Popular Man in the World' with 100% of those taking part voting for Mr Brown.
The poll organised by Alastair Campbell asked 500 Deaf, Dumb and Blind people:-
'Do you think Mr Brown is the nicest, most intelligent,fun loving, good looking compassionate man in the world?'
If you DO NOT think so say " No I do not agree"
If you DO AGREE then you do not have to say anything or react in any way.'
Reporting the results of the poll Alastair Campbell said:
"Here is the proof, even a blind person can see Gordon Brown is far better than that upper-class prat Cameron!"
A spokesperson for the 'Society for the Deaf and Dumb' was available today but did not comment.