Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Written by Philip McArthur

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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A dejected Cameron- proving to be no match for Brown

Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish.

For his first question Cameron lamely asked: "What proof can the Prime Minister give the House that Quantitative Easing is working and what does he consider the likely effect of Quantitative Easing on the Gross National Product over the next five years."

Brown jumped to his feet and cleverly replied: "Ha Ha you've got a big nose and there's a pimple on it!"

With Labour MPs waving their Order Sheets gleefully baying for more as a visibly shaken Cameron tried again:

"Would the Prime Minister explain to the House how he views the outcome of the 'surge' strategy in Afghanistan, how long a duration is anticipated, the additional cost and the resultant effect on the Defence Budget."

To moans of " pathetic" and derisive laughter from the Government benches the Prime Minister shook his head, pointed a finger at the beleaguered Cameron and replied:

"Your wife's got a fat bum."

Labour MPs went wild with delight and then in answer to Cameron's feeble question on Nation Health service funding, the brilliant Mr Brown retorted:

"Hey Tory Boy..What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh..Oh.... It's your head..."

Cameron's last pathetic attempt was a question on the rising level of immigration and the resultant effect with regard to employment on the indigenous population.

The Prime Minister brimming with confidence banged his fist on the Dispatch Box and roared:

"Hey grease head, How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?...........And you've still got that pimple on your nose!"

Labour ministers delighting in Brown's performance commented: "Brown is smashing Cameron week after week.It shows shows who has the leadership qualities to win the Election. We can't wait 'till next Wednesday. Gordon is showing that Cameron is shallow, without substance and not fit to lead the Country."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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