Fury at Obama 'No Bell-piece' prize

Funny story written by Philip McArthur

Saturday, 10 October 2009

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Barack Obama has controversially been awarded the prestigious 'No Bell-piece' prize despite having been circumcised for less than a year.

Commentators were amazed at the announcement as it was revealed he had been nominated two weeks before the operation to remove his 'Bell-piece, took place.

The award had been expected to go to Morgan Changari who has been circumcised for more than 20 years and who was 'widely tipped'.

In a statement last night the Norwegian chairman of the awards committee stated " Before the operation President Obama had one huge 'Drawback' but once that was removed we could see where he was cumming from."

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