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Funny story: Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:...

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Funny story: Paris "Prison" Hilton

Paris "Prison" Hilton

The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt kidnapped by Heroin Addict

Brad Pitt kidnapped by Heroin Addict

Straight from the news room of CNN in Vietnam amid the shootings in the cafeteria: Mr Angelina Jolie-Pitt (Brad to those of us who are not feminists!) has been kidnapped by none other than the biological mother of Pax Jolie - Angelina's new addi...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe - The New Age Devil

Robert Mugabe - The New Age Devil

From the inferno hot flames of Zimbabwe comes the latest in World Democracy: Robert Mugabe has been disguising himself as a sheep in Satan's clothing - but truth is that it was no disguise.

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Funny story: Becks in Trouble Again

Becks in Trouble Again

It's a plane, it's a bird, it's an e-mail, it's an SMS - no..... oh no it's a CRISIS in the Becks household!...

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Funny story: Britney Spears has come out

Britney Spears has come out

Britney Spears is finally out of rehab, and returned to her first love - GIRLS. There has been much speculation about the true desires that plague Ms Spears. On her departure from rehab, she announced that she is coming out for good. On analysing t...

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Funny story: Brad's Kidnapping fears

Brad's Kidnapping fears

Brad Pitt has foiled a kidnapping plot by a gang of desperate housewives. Pitt is reported to be quite distressed that Angelina is constantly in the limelight, and is being favoured due to her adoption franchise. He climbed on his bike and rode off...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston's long dream to be a mother has come to pass. She is with child. She has been fighting a loosing battle with the "broodiness syndrome" and has lost. The father is none other than love of her life Brad Pitt.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson - Whacko again!

Michael Jackson - Whacko again!

Neverland - So it seems that several counts of child molestation, (10 to be exact) is a good enough reason to raise funds and make music! What a sick world we live in.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.

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Funny story: Sinbad Alive & Well

Sinbad Alive & Well

Sinbad has been spotted. He is alive and walking around free. He was originally a genie in a bottle but has now graduated to genie in a "lamp". Due to numerous family concerns that he may be dead, he has been allowed temporary release fr...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell changes his mind

Simon Cowell changes his mind

Amid the "should I go or should I stay" drama - Simon Cowell of the dreadful, shocking and sometimes also suicidal "American Idols" show has changed his mind and IS STAYING to torment further "future superstars in the making".

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Funny story: Maddox Jolie-Pitt throwing a tantrum

Maddox Jolie-Pitt throwing a tantrum

When fetching his brother Pax, Maddox was seen throwing a tantrum (what is it with all these wealthy people) because he had to sit in the back seat of the car instead of sitting up front and driving the car like Britney's "baba".

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Funny story: Angelina Jole adopts son without Brad

Angelina Jole adopts son without Brad

Angelina has picked up her Vietnamese son, who is still very shy, and is said to be on her way to the finalise the paperwork to bring him home.

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Funny story: Brooke Shields has a new career

Brooke Shields has a new career

Brooke Shields, despite Tom's chastising, begging, pleading and threats, has embarked on a new career - Postnatal depression psychology.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie is Outraged!

Angelina Jolie is Outraged!

Naomi Campbell move over there is a new outraged, tantrum throwing bella on the block - ANGELINA JOLIE.

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Funny story: Angelina Jole such a good person

Angelina Jole such a good person

Two issues discussed here all in one headline. Wow this is huge because when the name Angelina or Brad is mentioned EVERYONE listens, or reads and gasps.

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