Sinbad Alive & Well

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Monday, 19 March 2007

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Due to no recent "alive" photos of Sinbad being available, this our artist's impression of Sinbad

Sinbad has been spotted. He is alive and walking around free. He was originally a genie in a bottle but has now graduated to genie in a "lamp". Due to numerous family concerns that he may be dead, he has been allowed temporary release from his lamp, but is said to return in the early hours of 31st March 2007. The constant in flux of sms' and e-mails to the family and friends pulled at their heartstrings and Sinbad has now been granted a temporary respite from the "lamp".

When questioned, he was amazed at the enormous concern for his well being, and has promised to keep the media and the papparazzi alerted to his progress. He was quite excited at no longer being classed as a "nursery story" but as a celebrity. If people thought he had died of a heartattack, they are mistaken. He had a mild "claustraphobia attack" but is now recovering on the streets of Vietnam. He has taken a liking to Angelina Jolie and is stalking her and plans to kidnap her before the 31st March and quickly return to his million dollar lamp with his new bride.

After his return on the 31st March his family have promised to rub the lamp at least once a week to ensure that his life expantancy increases by 100 more years. Each time the lamp is rubbed, Angelina is expected to have another child.

Long live Sinbad with Angelina and their little lamps!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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