Neverland - So it seems that several counts of child molestation, (10 to be exact) is a good enough reason to raise funds and make music! What a sick world we live in.
Whacko's latest album, set to rock the world, is entitled: "Little Children come to me!".
Not only has Whacko changed his face several times over the few decades that he has allegedly defaced humanity (children that is), he is now allowed to make money from his well publicised court case and reviews but stepping out into the world unmasked and in his pyjamas to sing.
He has let it slip that he thinks he is a mermaid and woos youngsters, boys and girls alike, to his rumored slimy, creepy, watery and sodamanistic web by singing in his high pitched voice and grabbing his balls. In his stringy and whining voice he states "All children love balls".
Ana Ward says:
"Whacko you have had your chance, move over and let someone talented and "innocent" sing for us - like Justin Timberlake and let him bring sexy back!
In with the new Sexy JT and out with the old Whacko Jackoff."
