Hollywood superstar Renée Zellweger was left fuming when the Prime Minister confused her with campaigning actress Reece Witherspoon. Ms Zellweger is an expert on British politics who plays most of her roles with an English accent. She has demanded an...
Louis Walsh was thrown into complete disarray after his novelty act John and Edward Grimes crashed out of competition in the most shocking X Factor episode ever. After the show the boys, their glittering career in tatters, were whisked into a waiting...
As a leading style pundit, fashion consultant and one of the world's foremost experts on the female body, Gok Wan reckons he's seen everything. From civilian baps to Hollywood bazookas, he's handled them all. In fact, Gok says, he's felt up more wome...
Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as "Octomom" because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an...
The government of Malawi ordered its entire stock of orphans to be spruced up this week as Madonna was spotted boarding a plane carrying a large designer bag. "I want them all lined up in rows with fresh haircuts and cheery smiles" said Minister o...
Black Eyed Peas star Apl.de.ap has confirmed the band has developed a drink problem to cope with their harrowing experience on last Saturday's show. Their tipple of choice is a pint of gin with a twist, or if that's not available a cocktail of Bacard...
Madam Fu Ying has hit out at press reports that she dislikes her neighbours Jedward by sending an open letter to the media declaring her support for the Irish twins. "Their perseverance, work ethic, dedication to excellence and ability to look goo...
In a concerted attempt to grab the spotlight back from the Irish twins, a plan has been unveiled to bring Danyl Johnson out of the closet in stages to make him more palatable to the mature fanbase, it was reported this morning. "In week one he ad...
Cheryl Cole trumped Dannii Minogue in the style stakes by appearing on Saturday's X Factor in a dress by David Koma, an exciting new design talent. In fact it wasn't a real dress at all but a special stunt dress made of MDF with only a front, no back...
Demi Moore is expecting twins John and Edward Grimes to make it through to the next round of the X Factor, she confirmed this morning. Demi and her husband Ashton Kutcher have been following the story on youtube. "People are voting for them just t...
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