London, Rooters - The new head of MI6, Sir John Sawyers, has been immersed in further scandal as it emerged his wife has posted pictures of the couple taking part in "unusual sexual activity" on internet social web picture talk dirty site Vicebook.
The hierarchy of the Catholic Church is worried. They need deeper penetration of the world's youth. They have a powerful need to get deep inside the young people of today, and plant the seed of Jesus inside them. It is urgent. "We're going to give them a WELT," says the Vatican. Although the Church counts its flock in the hundreds of millions, numbers in developed, white, important countries...
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson has narrowly avoided death this week thanks to an experimental surgical procedure, a source at the ULCA Hospital has revealed. Rushed to hospital after a suspected cardiac arrest, singer Jackson was offered a treatme...
LA, CA - British PM Gordon Brown avoided a jail sentence yesterday by pleading guilty to felony assault of singer Rihanna, in Los Angeles. Police were called to a rented Toyota Corolla after screams were heard, and the shamefaced PM was taken into po...
Mexico City, Mexico - A team of physicists from Michigan Technological University (MTU) in Houghton and the National University of Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico have discovered that big drops of rain fall more slowly on average than small drops. Thes...
Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...
Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...
Baltimore, Maryland - A murder investigation began after a young man met his death yesterday at the twice yearly "SciFiAnnualCon" in Baltimore. His bloody body was found in a dumpster outside the conference center. He had been beaten with several rep...
London, EN - The Chartered Institute of Human Resources People has issued a chilling warning over job losses in the Public Sector. Up to 5 million civil servants and council workers could lose their jobs over the next five years. This may lead to can...
London - The long awaited inquiry into the British involvement in the conflict in Iraq is to begin. Prime Minister Gordon Brown made the announcement today during a visit to a meat processing plant in Northern England. He is due to announce the li...
London, Yesterday - Mr Tumble, Lynchpin of BBC's younger children's channel Cbeebies, is comfortable in the Bethlehem Hospital, London, after plunging twenty feet from a nightclub balcony last night. Mr Tumble is reported by friend and colleague...
Glasgow, Scotland, Yesterday - A couple have spoken of their shock after a blunder in an IVF clinic led to their child being born with "possible mild animal characteristics" in Glasgow, yesterday. Glasgow Health Board issued an unreserved apology...
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