Tony Bennett not only claims the United States "caused" the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers, but also-in a startling new assertion-the legendary 85-year-old crooner says his long-time alleged wig is, in reality, his own hair. Bennett defended his...
Jared Padalecki has been sacked from his latest movie after it became apparent to the director that the star of Supernatural and several films including House of Wax, had been to the hairdressers and got a hair cut. "The whole point was that he ha...
Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...
Washington DC: Entrepreneur, television personality and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is facing claims that his hair was born outside of the United States, thereby rendering it ineligible to hold the nation's highest office. Liberal...
When hirsute fatsack Mo'Nique brings her Academy Award in for it's weekly polishing and cake frosting removal, she'll be doing so weighing just a few pounds less: She's broken he 20-year pledge of fetid horribleness and shaved her legs. But it's n...
Big hair is making a comeback among males, and that's official! The days of Britons sporting baldy headshaves to hide natural baldness are now gone, or at least, not in fashion any more, as the younger generation males rebel against close cropped hea...
Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...
Impresario and pop music lunatic Phil Spector, 180 was taken aback in court as he watched his former hair turn states evidence in his recent trial for murder. The blonde bob which started life on the head of celebrity crackpot and husky voiced old...
Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope. Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate. "It wasn't hard to find,"...
While walking from his car to his office Monday, embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich's toupe worked loose and blew down the street, completely covering a car and blocking a driver's view of the road. "It was like a Wooly Mammoth suddenly slammed o...
Among the charges brought against Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, the FBI accused him of illegal importation of endangered monkey hair wigs. The Governor unfortunately has been photographed wearing just such big furry hairpieces theroughout his tw...
In an unprecedented swoop by FBI and SWAT agents on Trump Towers in New York today, Donald Trump's hair was placed under house arrest on suspicion of extremely bad taste. Donalds Trump's hair has been under surveillance for the past five years for...
There was exciting real-life courtroom drama at the Old Bailey today as one of Britain's most senior judges became the laughing stock of the gallery in Court 4 when his wig fell off.
The US Army's wig supply scandal reached crisis point last night when it was revealed General David Petraeus had to borrow a synthetic toupee from an Iraqi hairpiece fabricator.
Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.
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