If you're looking for the latest in hush-hush experimental intergalactic space flights, look no further than the new "UK's Area 51". Last week, local radio station DW Communications from Oban reported that the Loughead Spacecraft Manufacturing Com...
Honouring his pre election promise to break down red tape and state secrecy President Barack Obama is to officially announce that Area 51 is to be opened to the public by July 2009. Not only will Area 51 be opened to the world but it will become t...
In a short slip of the tongue President Obama has finally admitted that all the alien artefacts held at Area 51 have "come to life" since his accession to the presidency on January 20th, 2009. NASA scientists have concluded that the reasons behind...
Aleppo - (X-Files Mess): The bizarre saga of the vanishing Russian church that suddenly materialised near the Pentagon's Area 51 alien base in Roswell, Nevada, took a sinister new twist today. Reports from Syria allege that the preserved remains o...
Moscow - (X-Files Mess): Kremlin officials are gobsmacked after an 18th century brick-built two storey church 'suddenly vanished' from Bloodyvostock's Ivanovo-Voskresenskaya diocese before materialising thousands of miles away in the USA near the not...
Roswell - As literally thousands of journalist, networks and on-lookers gathered at the now publicly open Area 51, eagerly anticipating the next, and most significant press conference in these chain of events, the mood was at a fever pitch. It was announced last week that the press conference would include the appearance of one of the extra terrestrials for a full question and answer period.
Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless informati...
Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
Las Vegas, Nevada - Into the second week of searching for Fossett, it has been just been leaked to the media that he did not takeoff on a solo flight using any conventional aircraft that we know, but he may have very well lifted off instead aboard a...
People around the world have long been spotting alleged UFOs in our skies. Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today that the mysterious objects are in fact part of an international spy program.
Groom Lake, Nevada - (Ass Mess): Controversy surrounds the whereabouts of the space rocket carrying Scotty's ashes today which, NASA says, failed to blast off into outer space and may have ended up crashing instead into the poisonous toxic hellho...
Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.
Waveland, MS -- With relief supplies traveling so slowly to the remote areas of the massive destruction along the Mississippi Gulf Coast, General C. Manley, USAF, of Area 51 announced to Waveland shortwave radio operators and law enforcement Friday f...
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