BNP Supremo Nick Griffin is currently sitting atop the DVD sales charts after a recording of his new one man show shot up the charts to huge critical acclaim. Griffin 48, embarked on a national stand up tour after sensationally quitting his posit...
The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely. The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his shimmeringly white...
BNP leader Nick Griffin was embroiled in a row with Marmite earlier today following his behaviour at a party meeting. Griffin attended the meeting at Stoke-on-Trent wearing only a thin layer of Marmite. He urged party members to "try a lick and see i...
The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on. Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...
As mourners lined the streets of Warsaw and other Polish cities today to mourn the loss Of President Kaczynski, his wife Maria and 95 other souls, they may have been more than a little surprised to learn of an ulikely UK figure being left broken-hear...
Nick Griffin has spoken out after someone was nicked whitewashing Zebra crossings. Griffin said "I didn't do it", when news broke that someone had been arrested and caught red handed. For the last couple of months someone has been covering the bl...
Following the announcement yesterday from an Essex pub that from now on, non-white citizens would have the right to join the BNP as full members, security staff on the pub door told us that they expected a scramble from ethnic minorities for applicat...
Nick Griffin, who is often accused by a biased, yet nevertheless 100% correct media of being slightly racist, has today put his jackboots where his mouth is - yes, nothing much different there folks - and joined with a completely neutral political p...
In a move that has sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, it has come to light that Beyoncé Knowles, otherwise known as simply Beyoncé, has performed for the Libyan Head Honcho, Colonel Gadafi and his son Hannibal. The singer repute...
BNP leader Nick Griffin admitted today that he did indeed attend a London reggae club as reported a few nights ago but it's okay, because reggae is apparently British and white although he still denies shaking his groove thing. According to his e...
Still reeling from the outrage caused by Doctor Who confessing to being 'anti-ginger', things seem to have gotten worse for the two-hearted Time Lord. In a shock discovery made by this journalist, the Doctor's new assistant is none other than Nick...
You would be forgiven for thinking that the smooth relaxing sounds of reggae and the BNP are not a mix but you would be wrong apparently. BNP leader Nick Griffin was spotted yesterday evening in a prominent London reggae club. According to eye wi...
A small section of the M25 motorway was closed today due to a hazardous spill. The tarmac from juction 15 to junction 16 was covered in fecal matter when Nick Griffin unexpectedly started talking shit. He was travelling to a function in London...
Leader of lunacy, Nick Griffin, is to undergo facial correction surgery to level up the subsidance in his face. The BNP leader has been looking more and more like he's suffering from a stroke, as his face plummets on one side. LSC, the London S...
It is believed that Somali pirates have kidnapped BNP leader Nick Griffin, and are holding him hostage on a narrowboat on the Leeds and Liverpool canal in Lancashire. Police negotiators have been talking to a group of armed gunmen who are sailing...
Asian Tariq Phalid was yesterday cleared of shouting racial abuse at plump BNP leader Nick Griffin. Mr Phalid, speaking through an interpreter told reporters that he had not abused Mr Griffin, but had actually shouted, 'Get all these bloody spongi...
A collective sigh of relief swept like a zephyr through the house of commons last week, after BNP MEP Nick Griffin battled his way through a torrid 'Question Time' programme that second by sordid second eased the tide of anger and indignation that ha...
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