Nick Griffin claims "I didn't do it"

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 18 March 2010

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Free transport to the polls and a free lunch if you vote Labour

Nick Griffin has spoken out after someone was nicked whitewashing Zebra crossings. Griffin said "I didn't do it", when news broke that someone had been arrested and caught red handed.

For the last couple of months someone has been covering the black strips on Zebra crossings making them completely white.

Griffin also took this opportunity to speak out about the fact that he and his members are blacklisted, not allowed any time on television to speak,blacklisted from joining the BNP if you are a certain profession for example Police Officers, some say even teachers are targeted.

It turns out that the man who was caught red handed was a Labour Supporter it had to be they will accept any idiot as a member as long as they get the vote. They are even organising the transport of the old and the dying from old folks homes to get their votes at the next General Election.

If you are a worker and you end up in one of those closed shops where you are forced to join a Union, your union dues will be used to finance the Labour Loonies. No choice to opt out that Labour mob must be fascists.

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