The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely.
The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his shimmeringly white ivory tower Griffin said, "This is the best thing what I have ever written. Everyone will vote for me - it's amazing. It's what the British people want."
Voters waited in lengthy queues of up to a second to get their hands on a copy of the historic tome, but were left dazed and confused on closer inspection of the document.
"It's a bloody outrage!", said one prospective reader who had waited patiently in line, "You can't bloody read it! The whole thing is printed in white ink on white paper!"
Sick Griffin dismissed claims that this was a mistake on his part stating, "For me it is a clear message that all-white works."