Written by Lightning Conductor

Saturday, 15 May 2010

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"Who do You think you are kidding Mr.Griffin" ?

BNP Supremo Nick Griffin is currently sitting atop the DVD sales charts after a recording of his new one man show shot up the charts to huge critical acclaim.

Griffin 48, embarked on a national stand up tour after sensationally quitting his position as the UK's favourite racist & may finally have found something that he's good at?

Apparently, his finale, a hysterically funny audience participation adaptation of the
"Wonderful Thing about Tiggers" has been bringing the house down nationwide!

Griffin decided to part company with the BNP after disappointing election results in the recent elections.

David Milliband has launched a rival tour but so far his Marxist Poetry workshops and reminiscences about life in Soviet Russia haven't had the impact of "Griffin's Naked Balloon Dance" which reunites him with his old pals "Big Ron & Little Ron Nasty".

Tickets are available from all "Ticket Shafter" outlets, get yours now!

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Topics: Nick Griffin

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