Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy. Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...
If you haven't already done so please read the previous e-mail by Les Being as the one below is the daughter in laws response. Dear mum, May I call you mum? You had better get used to it as I am going to marry your son, whether you like it or not. Before you start slagging me off with regards to MY suitability as a future daughter in law; how about YOUR suitability as a future mother in...
Justin Bieber was hoping to tweet a message to a few friends but somehow the embarrassing episode has gotten out and now he's afraid that the late night jokes will be all over the television during the next week...or month. Bieber stated on the tw...
As if losing his third Grand Slam Final without picking up a set wasn't enough, tennis live wire Andy Murray was today double faulted with the horrific news that X-Factor favourite and all round voice of the people Susan Boyle is his biological moth...
PALO ALTO, CA - At a press conference Mark Zuckerberg will be targeting a new demographic for his social network site. Mothers. "From the age of 0 to the day they leave for university," he said, "parents have had a firm control and eye on their ch...
(Northwest Pennsyltucky) - Maintaining that her son is "hilarious" and that anyone who does not like him is "just not worth the time of day anyway", the mother of a writer for TheSpoof.com continues to give all of his stories an improbable five thumb...
A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline". Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...
I'm sure you're surprised to see me here, but are you any more surprised than I am to see you here? What kind of a boy did I raise that he would end up in this house of ill repute on a Saturday night with his roughhousing friends? Haven't I always said they were bad influences on you? Now I have proof positive. And is that alcohol I smell on your breath? As for what I'm dong here, I'm tempted t...
A slap from Mom might sound painful, but new research shows that just hearing her voice can initiate the same sorts of biochemical responses - even when Mommy Dearest is communicating by phone. The human body produces the hormone cortisol as a re...
30-year old mother of 16, Josephine Led, from Hackney has just broken the UK record for most children taken into care following the birth of her 16th child, a boy, yesterday. Social Services officials were present at the birth to take the child a...
In order to further ensure the votes of women in general and single mothers in particular, Labour have announced plans to rename the failing child support agency with a more accurate title based on what it is ACTUALLY there for - Mother Support Agenc...
Alaskian Teen Pledges NO SEX- The almost Vice President of the United States is proud of her daughter's decision to abstain from having sex until she is married. "Good move" says the Used to be Second Dude, her father, "glad she didn't think of th...
Rine Erryb, a stay-at-home mother, was struck off for taking up too much server space constantly updating her status and playing every game offered by Facebook. Her husband Bob, was relieved when they kicked her off: "The kids' diapers haven't...
My mother has come in first place in the annual 'Nose Awards' ceremony that took place in glitzy Swindon. Accepting her trophy on the 1st of January, she said that it was the proudest day of her life - so far this year. She faced stiff competit...
Sicko mother, Constance Craving, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was last night under police arrest after faking her son's death, buriel and resurrection in an attempt to fiddle the British taxpayer out of almost £327.50. The amazing charad...
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Today, for the first time ever, Robert Pattinson gave photographers a chance to snap some shots of him trying on maternity wear accompanied by gal pal Kristen Stewart! "Guys can be so competitive," explained Stewart.
A man who was attempting to complete a crossword puzzle for the first time in his stupid life was foiled by his own mother's attempts to help him. Johnny Norris was one word away from completing the daily crossword in his local paper but was stuck...
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