Written by Bureau

Friday, 25 February 2011

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Justin Bieber was hoping to tweet a message to a few friends but somehow the embarrassing episode has gotten out and now he's afraid that the late night jokes will be all over the television during the next week...or month.

Bieber stated on the tweet that his mother thought he had gone outside, he had been in the bathroom for so long and he had forgotten to lock the door.

"She opened the door back and there I sat breathing hard and I immediately knew that I had a problem in hand."

"See now everything I say will be misconscrewed... misconstrued!"

Most of his fans told him that similar things had happened to them and wanted to know how his mother reacted. One even stated that his own mother had passed out cold and hurt herself, just like George Costanza's mother on Seinfeld.

However, Bieber stated that his mom just shut the door and walked away.

"I did hear her laughing in the living room later but when I asked her what was so funny, she stated that it was the TV show...but the Evening News was on. Since then, she has never mentioned it."

Bieber stated to his friends that he didn't want to wind up catching the Peewee Herman jokes.

"Now I wish I hadn't confided in anyone. These tweets and e-mails can be dangerous. Once you send anything out, it's out there somewhere forever."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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