(Northwest Pennsyltucky) - Maintaining that her son is "hilarious" and that anyone who does not like him is "just not worth the time of day anyway", the mother of a writer for TheSpoof.com continues to give all of his stories an improbable five thumbs-up.
"I love her to death," said the anonymous forty-year-old. "But it has reached new heights of embarassment for me. The other day she made an announcement during the church service, asking for the congregation's help with rating (actually, inflating) my spoofs."
Underscoring a more serious issue in the fake news industry he continued, "The bubble is going to burst one of these days. It's not a question of 'if', but rather 'when'." (The answer: probably when the economy gets better and he moves out of his parents' basement.)