Parenthood group says unwed mother's need a spokesmother

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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Pushing a baby carriage is not as much fun as hanging with friends says the planned parenthood spokeswoman

Alaskian Teen Pledges NO SEX- The almost Vice President of the United States is proud of her daughter's decision to abstain from having sex until she is married.

"Good move" says the Used to be Second Dude, her father, "glad she didn't think of that sooner, we love our little grandson".

"The young girl will be an inspiration to all young girls everywhere" says spokeswoman for a parenthood group.

Plans might be for speaking engagements that would entail traveling with the baby to high schools across the nation to warn other girls about the hazards of having sex too soon and doing so without proper protection.

Other plans could be a poster with mother and baby, captioned, "He is very cute, but now I can't hang with my friends", for distribution to high schools everywhere.

The parenthood spokeswoman said they expect to pay for any such advertisements and the baby will benefit as a college fund would be set up for him.

The Palins are considering the generous offer, but are weighing the exposure the child would be subjected to, as well as how this might be used in a negative manner against them in 2012.

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