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Funny story: Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Foxer Knockers Voted Best Bust Among Italian Alleged Murderers

Foxy Knoxy may be the most cutthroat of the 2009 Exchange students in Italia. But that is by far not the only contest involving alleged murderesses and study abroad broads. The Italian Institute of Big Breasted Assassins has named Amanda Knox the acc...

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Funny story: Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...

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Funny story: Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

The Italian Rugby Football Union, has announced a 30 man squad of completely GAY players for the start of this weekend's Six Nations Championship against England, throwing the tournament into disarray. Bernie Bollocki, Head of the Federation said...

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Funny story: Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!

Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...

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Funny story: O'Henry's The Gift of the Ragu

O'Henry's The Gift of the Ragu

When Italian gal Floridie Fidonato Feroni, 25, who suffers from a rare kind of dwarfism and stopped growing at three foot, nine inches was proposed to by a U.S. Army Captain Erik Goodley six months ago, she was determined to do something about her h...

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Funny story: The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

LOMPOC, California. - An Italian satellite blasted off from Vandenberg Air Force Base. The Delta Rocket II, code name 'Upa Upa And Away' lifted off with hundreds of paparazzi snaping photos. In fact there were so many photographers at the base th...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Expensive new coach of the England football team, Fabio Capello, has stunned all in the football world by announcing that all members of the English squad will be required to learn Italian.

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Funny story: Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Rome, Italy - Somewhere under the Sea, 15 meters beneath the surface of the water off the island of Ponza near Rome, six very brave men in diving bells hope to realize their mutual dream come true: to live long enough to see tomorrow, oblivious to th...

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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

The Italian Football Association have decreed that following the appalling scenes in Catania last week, where a football match erupted inside the stadium mid-way through the Catania vs The Police fixture, all major league and amateur hooliganism will...

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Funny story: FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

Zurich: Football fans in Italy are reeling today after FIFA, the international game's governing body, handed out a stern punishment to the Italian game in the wake of last weekend's tragic events at the Catania-Parma game.

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Funny story: Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.

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Funny story: OAP Bob Gives Up On Being Santa Blames Italians

OAP Bob Gives Up On Being Santa Blames Italians

Old Bob Cobblers, who for years has been playing Santa to the kids of Evil Ridge, the notorious inner London housing estate, has decided to call it a day and hang up his Santa's beard and robes.

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