H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett, who was difficult...
H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said a spokesman, who was difficult to hear, what with...
H&R Block, Inc. (NYSE: SH-T) today shocked absolutely no one when it reported a net operating loss from continuing operations for the fiscal second quarter ended Oct. 31, 2010, of $106.8 million, or $0.35 per share compared to a loss of $126.5 mi...
From deep inside Kansas City's jade-green, monolithic monument to stagnant innovation and ever-declining profitability --H&R Block's corporate headquarters-- comes yet another sh-tty idea that will bring distraction and unprofitability to the nea...
Tax time is right around the corner, f--kers, and it's your turn to play your part in the Democrats Tax And Spend philosophy. Few things in life can be as a--hole-puckering --and rewarding-- as filing your state and federal income tax return. For many, the legwork can be excruciating, and worrysome. However, there is usually a payoff for the sweat and hassle, especially if you lie your ass of...
Some might say it's a case of David versus Goliath as a small business tangles with a big corporation.Just what Kansas City needed... Another f--king fountain. Is this a True story? Of course not. It's satire! In this case, however, Goliath...
Standard & Poor's Ratings Services has lowered H&R Block Inc.'s credit rating to "Foreclosed Subprime Borrower", because the tax preparer has lost access to refund anticipation loans for the fiscal 2011 tax season. Refund anticipation loan...
In an unprecedented move, HSBC Bank USA has decided to back out of providing funding for Refund Anticipation Loans (RAL) for the upcoming season, leaving perennial f---k-ups H&R Block with their proverbial d--ks in their hands. But my $26.50 a s...
In another retarded attempt to stave off the cash siphoning Turbo Tax's tax preparation software has caused in its core business, Block has spent $287.5 million in cash to purchase TaxAct software creator 2SS Holdings Inc. What will H&R Block do...
News that shocked no one was released today that will catch H&R Block right on the chin, with the company on the balls of its feet: The cost to protect debt issued by Option One, the subprime arm of Block that hrmmorhaged $2 billion in its last y...
H&R Block Bank, with over 1 branch worldwide, is offering ridiculously low rates on money market accounts and CDs, in a new bid to fill their coffers with ill-gotten gains in those months when thousands of H&R Block offices are used as dust-c...
According to experts familiar with the company, it will be H&R Block's tax professionals that drive the troubled tax preparation firm to the depths of insolvency. Not that they needed any help. On January 25, 2010, a California attorney fil...
Formerly super-powerful, shell-of-its-former-self tax preparation provider H&R Block, Inc. announced Monday that its Senior Vice President and Chief Financial Officer Becky Shulman will get the f--k out of Dodge, effective April 30, 2010. The com...
H&R Block, the tax preparation company teetering toward a Conrail-level financial collapse, has turned Interim-CFO Jeff Brown into Permanent Scapegoat CFO Jeff Brown, this after long-time CFO Becky Shulman got the f==k out of Dodge in April. Who...
A local man and woman has been arrested and several stolen items seized following the burglary of an H&R Block on Broad Street, here. Police estimate the value of the stolen computers at less than $13.00. "There were two Altairs stolen," sa...
Having absolutely nothing to do except watch his company's stock value take a sh-t on shareholders, H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett decides to move responsibility to local tax offices, shifting the responsibility (read: blame) for tanking the once-pro...
H&R Block broke it to The Street that they were posting a loss of 40 cents a share during their Earnings conference call. Here is the transcript of the call, complete with translation (in red): H&R Block CEO-du-jour Alan Bennett: Earlier today we reported our first quarter net loss from continuing operations improve to $0.36 per share prior to a $0.04 per share charge for severance...
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