Bristol - (Deeper Down The Rabbit Hole News): The facial resemblance between the two is pretty damned odd, DNA Forensics said today. Of course, one of them's dead and the other just a distinctly fey and weedy-looking suspect, awaiting Bristol poli...
Bristol - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): The top suspect in the Joanna Yeates murder probe has denied being one of the 'Mediterranean-looking' visitors to RIP'd MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams. The new line of questioning comes amid red top reports descr...
Bristol - (Rest-in-Pizza): Police have said a large holdall or suitcase may be involved in the Jo Yeates murder case. Whether the killer - or killers - got the idea from recent news coverage of the Gareth Williams spy-in-the-bag murder case is not...
London - (Smoke 'n' Mirrors): Was a Mediterranean-looking couple hunted in the Gareth Williams death probe 'disguised with clever latex masks'? A police e-fit issued this week shows a heavily camouflaged KGB pair who were caught on CCTV. To al...
London - (Spy-in-the-Sky Mess): The brilliant creator of the Stuxnet cybermunition program 'was probably deleted for the malware's protocols'. And a damning Wikileaks indictment is set to name some of the KGB/Mossad double agents in the frame.
Barbados - (Gobsmacked): The 'natural causes' coroner's report on Gareth Williams RIP was always expected, the head of MI6 said today. His sudden reappearance on board a former Gazprom exec's ocean going gin palace 'must be a mirage or optical ill...
London - (Reuterus & Gonads): "One of you 'orrible lot's the little bastard's babyfather," the Commons Sergeant-Twat-Arms bellowed today as news of the Prince Harry paternity scandal spread throughout Whitehole. Fears a coalition frontbencher'...
London - (Art of Camouflage News): Upmarket blemish concealer or spot-of-bother treatment cover-up goo? Police refuse to be drawn about some very expensive 'Heal 'N' Conceal' professional foundation itemised on a £90 make-up receipt found in Dr...
London - (Lost Luggage News): A website marketing the North Face holdall - similar to the one that bagged up MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams - has pulled its customer reviews offline. Last week the site had displayed dozens of personal testimoni...
London - (Memory Stick Insect News): A suspected MI6/KGB double agent has been designated the codename Myrtus following the discovery of the Latin word for myrtle in the Stuxnet malware encryption protocols. The plant, a fragrant shrub indigenous...
London - (Licence-to-Grill Mess): Cops have refused to say if a service-issue revolver was found in Gareth Williams' Pimlico apartment. Reports that his '00' status had only just been conferred are also at odds with the discreet, geekish profile i...
London - (Cyberworm-That-Turned Mess): A new theory about the death of MI6 maths genius Gareth Williams claims he had worked on the Stuxnet cybermunition program. This targets German-made Semens (sic) computer 'tools' that run Iran's George Bushe...
London - (Dead Men Talking Mess): Alarm bells are ringing at MI6 HQ after a specialist ghost-channeling gadget 'materialised' an extraordinary interview with dead spook Gareth Williams. The 56-inch ectoplasma TV began manifesting an unknown ethe...
London - (Copper's Nark Mess): Did something trigger a latent, fatal sleep disorder in MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams, causing him to keel over and accidentally suffocate? Pathologists are staying schtum. But frenzied red top speculation sug...
London - (Preposterous Nonsense Update): Cops are working on a theory that the dead MI6 codebreaker 'had a secret identical twin brother' who freelanced doing impersonations for a living. "That way Williams could have gone on any number of secret...
London - (Crimebotch News): Following a public appeal for information the Beeb espionage drama 'Spooks' is to hold a reconstruction of the last moments in MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams' life. Announcing the move a TV scriptwriting source claim...
London - (Day of Judgement Mess): The terminal astrological activity may trigger a right royal RIP disaster Palace lackeys said today. The likelihood of HM trying to replicate Gareth Williams' hide-and-seek caper with a copycat fatal bagging-up st...
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