Mayday! Mayday! Psychic channels MI6 cryptographer Williams!

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 25 September 2010

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London - (Dead Men Talking Mess): Alarm bells are ringing at MI6 HQ after a specialist ghost-channeling gadget 'materialised' an extraordinary interview with dead spook Gareth Williams.

The 56-inch ectoplasma TV began manifesting an unknown ether broadcast late last night from a man with a lilting Welsh accent.

Startled 'sensitives' - as psychics like to call themselves - say the chap began wittering on about 'someone stuffing him inside a bloody golfing holdall' after he'd fallen into an unusually deep and dreamless sleep.

He then blamed an Establishment cover-up about 'nutters' masquerading as bona fide security intelligence chiefs who, he reckoned, were all members of some dodgy masonic hybrid like the P2 Lodge.

Special opprobrium was targeted at his section chief's deputy whom he called an undiagnosed arsehole with delusions of grandeur.

Police said today they would be impounding the startling broadcast 'in case someone posted in on the YouBoob! channel'.

Peter Wright's Spycatcher 'novel' is still a runaway best seller.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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