The order made by Libya's Colonel Muammar Al-Gaddafi - to cut off all electricity power to the major cities - has failed to stem the anger of the people. Though the action has removed their access to the internet it was nevertheless taken too lat...
Medical experts are united in their condemnation of the latest cosmetic craze that is sweeping the globe. Bollocks enhancement is especially popular in 3rd world countries, particularly in South America where big balls are regarded as attractive and...
Boob jobs are booming in Britain as women try to emulate the voluptuous Mad Men star, Christina Hendricks. In the show, the buxom beauty plays Joan Holloway, office manager of advertising agency Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. The show is wll-kno...
Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line. Lady Gaga "Get your pat down and nose job," said Lady Gaga, sporting a new look as...
Harry Caster, through his attorney C. Brewton Collier revealed today that a family Thanksgiving Dinner was ruined when a "breast implant" was discovered in their turkey. "It was devastating for the family," Collier stated, "You can just imagine, t...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has just agreed to appear in an anti-plastic surgery commercial with the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgeries, none other than Heidi "Plastic Woman" Montag. Montag has had close to 40 plastic surgeries performed on her...
Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom. In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the...
58-year-old Courtney Love was out and about Monday night, completely un-f--king-recognizable in a Red nylon dress and enough face-caulk to waterseal a bathtub. "Wow, you're still alive?" her adoring fans called out from behind a Dumpster at 46th a...
Katie Price, aka Jordan, shocked the world this morning with nude pictures displaying the results of her latest cosmetic surgery....a new penis! The photographs, part of an exclusive report from 'OK' magazine, showed Jordan proudly sporting her...
Aisha, an 18-year old Afghan girl whose nose and ears had been cut off by her abusive husband with the 'blessings' of a Taliban commander - is in the US to have her nose rebuilt. Aisha, who is the featured on a controversial Time magazine cover is...
LOS ANGELES - Angelina Jolie's face doctor, Dr. Vernon Celticbridge, has informed the movie starlet that her lips augmentation surgery has continued to increase in size and that the lips are getting pretty close to starting to look a little bit on th...
You know you've strayed from the true purpose of being a politician when the media cares less about what your views are on things such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the economy, health care and immigration reform, and more about whether or not you've recently had breast augmentation surgery. Such is the strange case of Sarah Palin whose tight-fitting white top at the Belmont Stakes had t...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of Kim Kardashian's sisters has stated that Kimmy has consulted Dr. Rimsey F. Moneycutt, who is one of the best butt doctors in the entire nation, about having one of her two badonkadonks removed. Kim has reportedly stated to...
An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled emergency plastic surgery to have butt implan...
SANTA MONICA, California - Former movie star Burt Reynolds and former singer Kenny Rogers have both had so much damn plastic surgery, liposuction, botox, collagen injections, and breast augmentation done that the two are beginning to look eerily alik...
Katie Price's press agent today confirmed that the over-inflated glamour model has had her centre of gravity surgically removed and relocated in Siberia, but denied the recent rumours in Hokem! Magazine that this was in preparation for a third breast...
Disgraced cosmetic surgeon Jaffari Al Jiggyjig faced a second day of questioning by the Greedy Medical Council over allegations that he ruined a patient's sex life when he allegedly botched a penis enhancement procedure on a man known as 'Patient X'...
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