Katie Price's press agent today confirmed that the over-inflated glamour model has had her centre of gravity surgically removed and relocated in Siberia, but denied the recent rumours in Hokem! Magazine that this was in preparation for a third breast to be added.
According to friends of Price, the move was actually prompted by remarks from ex-hubby Peter Andre (real name Padid Andrex) that she was self-centred. Ear witnesses reported a heated argument between Price and her current partner, paper bag fighter Alex Reid, where he told her that she couldn't have her centre of gravity altered. Price is quoted as responding, "I'm the Priceless and the Priceless is always right. If I want my centre of gravy moved over to in rush hour then I can gonna do that!"
Though the operation, performed at Mattel, was a complete success, specialists now have to help her learn how to stand up unaided without being in Irkutsk.
Price herself was still mumbling incoherently when she spoke to the press earlier today, but doctors confirmed that this is extremely common and to be expected with patients who are idiots.
