Health Warning Over New Procedure

Written by grimbo

Saturday, 12 February 2011


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Medical experts are united in their condemnation of the latest cosmetic craze that is sweeping the globe. Bollocks enhancement is especially popular in 3rd world countries, particularly in South America where big balls are regarded as attractive and a sure sign of masculinity.

Although the injection of liquid silicon for cosmetic purposes is banned in most countries , supplies can be bought online through websites and chat rooms, which also provide guidance on carrying out the testicular procedure at home.

Concern has also been expressed at the popularity of "pump up parties" where men meet and inject themselves to reinforce their machismo, but reports suggest that some of the first men to have the procedure in backstreet clinics or at parties are starting to suffer from high pitched voices.

Another worrying side effect is a gradual hardening of the testicles , often creating the impression that the patient is walking around with Mickey Mouse in his trousers.

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