Cash strapped Portsmouth FC today signed American conjoined twins, the Pissgum brothers to shore up a leaky defence. Pompey boss, Avram Grant is hoping that the Pissgum twins will form a Neville brothers type function at the club. "We're hoping th...
Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...
Upset over the untimely death of her 'wifey', and distraught over being pushed off the front pages of most global tabloids by a pair of conjoined twins, Teila Tequila made yet another bid for fame by Super Gluing her Ass to Lindsay Lohan in a bizarr...
Jubilant scenes here at the foot of the roof of the world as not one, but two sets of conjoined twins made history by becoming the first conjoined twins to summit Mount Everest and return safely to Base Camp. Married conjoined couples, Mary and Te...
Siamese twins Mary and Terry McBriar are joined at the hip and have only three legs. A recent question from a curious person in England currently has them stumped: are they "co-joined" twins or "cojoined" twins? Mary, the more intelligent and com...
Co-Joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, may have to be separated on police advice. During a day trip to a local shopping centre, Mary was facing one way, and Terry the other, when local Mafia boss, Peanut Johnson, took out a shot gun and blew awa...
The McBriar twins, Mary and Terry, who are perhaps the most popular and watched conjoined twins on the planet, are having some relationship trouble with conjoined paramours, the Pissgum brothers. Terry, the naughty one, has been carrying on with M...
In a tennis upset that has astounded the sporting world, two pair of conjoined twins took on the world's best in mixed doubles, and spanked them in front of a very late night TV audience. The distaff side of the upset minded players are the amazin...
Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night. The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's h...
At a hastily convened press conference here at the Oasis Motel here in Chattanooga (Coo Choo!) celebrity conjoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar, tearfully denied that they had split with their spouses, conjoined twins Buck and Percival Pissgums, star...
Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...
Terry and Mary McBriar, a pair of co-joined twins, were treated for injuries that a local hospital and released after the were assaulted while visiting Abraham Lincoln's gravesite. The two were on a field trip with a busload of other students from C...
In yet another cyberspace romance gone tragically wrong, the UK Cunnyjoined twins, Rachel and Mary Katherine McBriar were horribly disappointed after they finally met up with their internet chat room friends, the diabolical Pissgum Conjoined Twins,...
Mary McBriar cannot understand what she did wrong. She was friendly to everyone in the school, she made sure to welcome all of the new students. She volunteered at all activities and stayed long after many had left. She thinks that she is attracti...
Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that the...
Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until m...
A pair of co-joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, have been named the co-employees of the month at the Burger Lord franchise on South Mesa Street. The sisters, who are joined together at the hip and share three legs and a few internal organs, have...
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