Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle
Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that they have together generally occurs during their monthly menstrual cycle. As the two share a few internal organs, their biological clocks seem to run at the same exact time.
"Don't tell her that I said this," said Mary, "but my sister can be a real bitch when she's got the cramps. If I could go into another room, I would."
Terry responded by saying that "Mary is a douche bag when she's PMS'ing. You'd think that the whole world had to revolve around her. Also, don't let her go near a freezer, because all that chocolate ice cream she shovels in just add pounds to our thighs."
The two also admitted that they prefer separate brands and types of feminine care products, though neither would be specific. "Let's just say with my sister that tempers ain't the only things flying with wings when she's in a heavy flow day," said Terry.
Mary countered by saying that "My sister likes to put a plug in it, but I wish that the plug was in her mouth."
At least, admitted both, they are on the same cycle. "We'd spend half the month in a bitchy relationship otherwise" was their echoed sentiments.
