Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...
NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, who has drawn criticism for his handling of the Brett Farve "Sexting" scandal, issued a prepared statement which exonerated the beleaguered quarterback who suffered yet another concussion in last nights frigid battle...
Directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly, who directed the smash hit There's Something About Mary, are demanding the 20th Century Fox temporarily remove the 1998 movie from store shelves, Netflix queues and near-constant rotation on Ted Turner-owned basic...
Milwaukee, Wis - A Brett Favre ornament that Ben Warren has hung in every Christmas tree he has had since 1995, announced it's retirement after this Christmas season. "I know that I have added something to every tree that I have ever hung on, and...
Brett Favre friended his new coach on Facebook because his coach sent him a request last Tuesday. "I couldn't decide to friend him right away, because I wasn't sure he should be able to see the bad things I post on my homepage, and I wanted to see...
Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader. "I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...
Springfield, Mass. -- Peter King announced that he has a giant man-crush on Brett Favre, and that this crush has limited his objectivity when it comes to reporting about Favre. "When the text message scandal came out, and I didn't criticize Favre...
New York - Roger Goodell, who was busy counting his money, said that he was happy he sat on the Favre issue until after the Vikings played the Packers because of how much money the NFL made off the game. "Oh, did I call it or what--Favre is money...
Both NFL quarterbacks now injured and out for the remainder of the 2010-2011 season, Tony Romo and Brett Favre reportedly rented a private Gulfstream, loaded up on pain killers and flew to Switzerland to cruise the ski resort bar circuit. Romo wit...
Green Bay, WI--Brett Favre came out the second half of the game against his former team, and threw the ball to them three times. "I haven't returned a Brett Favre pass for a touchdown since my first training camp in Green Bay," Desmond Bishop, a...
Minneapolis, MN--Brett Favre announced that the whole drama over his attempt to get the deal done with Jenn Sterger, because she agreed to hush money. "I decided to help Jenn Sterger find financial security and make sure she doesn't bring down my...
Wes Graham, a free lance photographer and contributing writer to many sports magazines, indicated recently in a conversation he was having with Hobie Grier on a highly regarded sports talk show in Pioche, Nevada, that he had proof that Brett Favre wa...
The Minnesota Vikings have made it abundantly clear to quarterback Brett Favre that they are not waiting for the NFL's ruling, telling him in a closed door meeting, "Focus more on throwing the ball to our players, and focus less on texting pictures o...
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, known this year for throwing picks and sexting d--ks, has had the mushroomed shaped purple helmet of fate taken out of his hands, and placed in the hands of NFL Commissioner Roger (snicker) Goodell. The N...
Tough guy quarterback, Brett Favre, says he will play this weekend's game against the Green Bay Peckers...Packers without wearing a helmet. "I challenge the Green Bay linebackers not to wear a helmet also. Are you man enough for that, big boys?"...
EDEN PRAIRIE, Minnesota - Vikings quarterback Brett Favre finally met with a representative of the National Football League in regards to allegations that he acted inappropriate with an employee of the New York Jets organization. NFL spokesperson...
In a tearful exclusive, football's elderly drama queen, Bret Farve, admits he even sent what Farve calls "Monkey Spanking" videos to anti-masturbation politician Christine O'Donnell. "It registered as an extra thrill for me to try get racy videos...
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