Tough guy quarterback, Brett Favre, says he will play this weekend's game against the Green Bay Peckers...Packers without wearing a helmet.
"I challenge the Green Bay linebackers not to wear a helmet also. Are you man enough for that, big boys?"
"He's flipped out", says one teammate who asked not to be named because we couldn't spell it anyway. "That meeting with the NFL over those half-naked photographs has rattled him. I think he walked into a wall right after that."
Never-the-less, the Vikings say that it's up to the NFL over whether Favre wears a helmet or not.
"His head is so thick, he'd probably be fine", stated one VP in Minneapolis. "Although both team management and the other players have encouraged him to wear a helmet, especially after all the trouble over 'hard hits' last weekend."
In contrast, Terrel Owens...whoever he's playing for this year, claims that he will not be playing this weekend because of a splinter he got in his ass from the bench the coach set him down on, after another 'hot-dogging' last weekend caused his team a 15-yard penalty!
