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Funny story: Spanish Armada Sails on England

Spanish Armada Sails on England

Heartened by recent Euro 2008 and Wimbledon triumphs Spain has set its sights on conquering England as its next prize.

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Funny story: President Bush Calls for Strike on Burundi

President Bush Calls for Strike on Burundi

After President Bush had a meeting with Halliburton executives and hearing of their plans to set up a headquarters in Burundi, U.S. Intelligence submitted that Burundi may be developing weapons of mass communication. It is rumored that one Burundi c...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda sent a letter to Congress requesting $2 billion in funds in continuing the war in Iraq. A spokesperson for the terrorist organization said that funds are low and they need the money to help President Bush continue the war.

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Funny story: People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

Today, people from a country that has never won a war lampooned the Italian people. Italians of course created the world's first superpower, the Roman Empire, and fought and conquered almost every people they came across - apart from the Scots - b...

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Funny story: England declares War on Scotland!

England declares War on Scotland!

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.

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Funny story: War not to be mentioned

War not to be mentioned

BBC chief Sir Basil Faulteigh has ordered his football commentators not to mention the war in tonight's Germany match.

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Funny story: How UK fights remote control war

How UK fights remote control war

The BBC has been given an inside look at Britain's latest weapon in the remote war fight.

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Funny story: America Declares War On Leeward Islands

America Declares War On Leeward Islands

Today, the United States of America declared war on the mighty nation of the Leeward Islands. For decades the Islands, with a population of 17,000, have funded international terrorism and have been a thorn in the side of the USA, and their 'we tr...

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Funny story: McCain Calls for War on Sniffles

McCain Calls for War on Sniffles

Republican candidate John McCain upped the ante in the presidential election today, announcing his plan for a nationwide effort to eliminate runny and stuffy noses. The War on Sniffles would be the first big initiative in a...

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Funny story: New Type of Non-Lethal Weapon

New Type of Non-Lethal Weapon

Tel Aviv - The United States and Israel announced today, the development of a new type of non-lethal, air dropped, genetically targeted, fat based weapon.

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Funny story: Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...

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Funny story: Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…

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Funny story: New York Declares War On New Jersey

New York Declares War On New Jersey

ALBANY - At a press conference held here today in New York State's capital, Governor David Paterson announced that New York State has formally declared war on New Jersey.

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Funny story: World War 3 Is Nigh, According To Radders Anyway

World War 3 Is Nigh, According To Radders Anyway

I have a strong suspicion that Daniel Radcliffe is on something, possibly a white powder substance, because he has done it again. Once again he has said something so outrageous that those closest to him fear for his sanity.

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Funny story: German child with Air-Raid Siren causes Havoc In Shrewsbury

German child with Air-Raid Siren causes Havoc In Shrewsbury

A German toddler has caused untold mayhem in a British town by playing with an air-raid siren passed down to him by his great-great grand-Furher Adolf.

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler Found In Austrian Bunker

Adolf Hitler, the well-known German Chancellor and wartime tyrant, has been found alive and well with several of his closest aides, in a secret bunker under a house in the Austrian town of Amstetten, say police.

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Funny story: Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...

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