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Funny story: Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

Jolly Jolie Sex Scene

James McAvoy has confessed he found filming sex scenes with Angelina Jolie difficult.

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Funny story: Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

After a vigorous day of campaigning, Senator John McCain reportedly told a friend that he would enjoy having sexual intercourse with 35-year-old top model Heidi Klum. She is also the wife of the singer Seal.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to have baby in Texas & France

Angelina Jolie to have baby in Texas & France

Speculation regarding the birth place of the Pitt-Jolie twins is rife. From the glossy pages of our own celebrity magazine, Spoofville, comes the shocking revelation - Angelina to give birth to the much talked about bump in France & Texas.

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Funny story: Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in

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Funny story: Brangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!

Brangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!

The family of an eight year old mouse - Mickey Manchines - have sued Brandelina over the death of their son who was struck down by the couples car late last night.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

Angelina Jolie to star in "Mother Teresa"

KOLCATA - India News Bureau - Hundreds of reporters gathered at the train station to wait for actress Angelina Jolie who was arriving in town to begin filming the rock opera version of "Mother Teresa."

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton Jets to Rwanda to Join Flood of Adoptive Parents

Paris Hilton is "leaving on a jet plane" as she heads to the African country of Rwanda. The purpose of the trip? Paris wants to show that she has completed her rehabilitation and recovery. "I also want to help people and, like, everyone is adoptin...

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Funny story: 'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.

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Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Funny story: OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

Hollywood, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "I'll do absolutely anything to keep my man's attention," Angelina Jolie has told reporters.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt tames Angelina's libido

Brad Pitt tames Angelina's libido

Brad Pitt has tamed Angelina's antics and has calmed her wild ways. How, we all want to know. The secret is finally out. Brad Pitt allows Angelina Jolie to wear the pants in their relationship and around the house. She has apparently moved all...

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Funny story: Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

HOLLYWOOD (Calf.) -- Last night I was on my way to interview Angelina Jolie and was passing the new sheik Pink Taco eatery when I spotted Andy Dick, in what appeared to be a latex condom costume. I was about to shout Dick a question when he gave the six-or-so paparazzi the finger and galloped into the eatery.

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Funny story: Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Wanoroboebi (Isandwanna) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out and "admitted" for the first time that they want 140 kids! "But, we don't want No fat ones." said Brad.

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Funny story: Al Gore Joins Cave Commune

Al Gore Joins Cave Commune

Al Gore took up a new residence yesterday. The former Vice President and budding documentary film star moved into a cave commune, leaving behind his 10,000 square foot mansion and its heated pool.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Congressman Ron Paul knows he is going to be the next president of the United States, and his prospects just improved dramatically with his endorsement by a succession of Hollywood stars, including Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt...

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Funny story: Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Jolie and Brad on personal crusade to end all racism forever; genetic engineers sought to take it a step up

Cannes, France - At the Cannes red carpet premiere of her latest movie, A Mighty Heart, Jolie announced she intends to take a year off from acting to raise her new family and jokingly added, putting the baby making business in the more than capable h...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): It's that all-too-familiar look of terror, disbelief and utter OMFG that men suddenly develop when their wives or partners announce ever so sweetly that darling, wouldn't it be m-a-r-v-e-l-l-o-u-s!...

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