Brad Pitt tames Angelina's libido

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Monday, 13 August 2007

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Brad Pitt has tamed Angelina's antics and has calmed her wild ways. How, we all want to know. The secret is finally out.

Brad Pitt allows Angelina Jolie to wear the pants in their relationship and around the house. She has apparently moved all her naughty feelings and burdened poor Brad with her entourage of emotions.

When things are getting a little boring or frayed around the edges, Brad forces Ange to once again don her female attire and behave like a girl - while he in turn straps on his male libido.

Brad seems to have all the tricks of the trade down pat. When Ange refuses to wear the pants, he gets onto his bike and heads for the hills - to his boyfriends for a heart to heart chat.

I don't think I would care whether Ange wore pants or no pants - as long as I could get to be her bitch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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