President Barack Obama, in consultation with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has decided that the time has come to disarm the United States Military. In a press conference at the White House, Obama said that "we have decided that the best way...
At the weekly White House press conference, President Barack Obama, flanked by Michelle and Oprah, elaborated further on his search for an "empathetic" Supreme Court Justice to replace retiring David Soutar. "I want a Justice who identifies with...
Just as the world was reeling after millions - well thousands ... OK, hundreds ... oh, all right then, three people caught swine 'flu in England, scientists revealed that a new form of the 'flu virus had broken out in Washington DC. New resident W...
First it was the Hugo Chavez handshake weakening the security of the nation, now former Vice President Dick Cheney says it's President Obama's plaid tie. Cheney insists Obama is moving the country in the wrong direction by wearing the tie at a formal...
The upcoming retirement/resignation of Justice Souter will allow new U.S. President Barack Obama to name his first appointment to the United States Supreme Court. According to confidential sources within the White House, Obama considered the problem...
In a move that has shaken the US political system, President Barack Obama has announced this morning that he has become a Republican. In a press conference this morning, the President described the reasoning for his shock decision. "I always prom...
Every time, yes, every time you practice self-abuse Obama weeps sad tears of pain. It's as painful to him as a crown of thorns. As hurtful as spikes being driven through his wrists or a spear wound to his side. It's as if you are scourging Obama's back with each desperate indulgence. The harm you are doing is beyond sinfulness, and though Obama's tears can douse the flames of hell, it is you w...
There has been a flurry of posts on the official Obama web site recently about his exponential skills in the use of IT. Using the new OOble feature called OOble Map Track, which allows OoBama to perform reverse lookup searches on any global human...
Addressing a crowd in St Louis , Missouri, President Obama today indicated that there was a long hard slog ahead for the United States in the months and years to come. The President promised the crowd that he would right the things that are wrong...
Whatever the deal was with the airplane buzzing New York City earlier this week, New Yorkers say that what it amounted to was torture. "If the Obama administration is going to put people for mistreating those poor little mass killers down at Gitmo...
In his daily rant, Talk Radio's #1 Mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh has launched into President Barack Obama once again this Friday morning. Saying, "Obama has the backbone of a squid", Limbaugh especially attacked Obama's plans to withdraw early from Ir...
Tabloids were shocked today when the President of the United States, Barack Obama, announced that in light of the recent economic crisis, the American government plans to downplay baseball and football in order to make more cost effective sports.
Washington [UPI] - A sudden increase in the number of paper cuts sustained by harried administrative staff in national parks has prompted President Obama to ask Treasury to earmark 1 billion dollars in emergency federal funding to, as the President p...
Motor City - Saved by a government bailout for the second time by holding its employees hostage for a second time, the buzz around Capitol Hill is that Chrysler won over President Barack Obama with new concept car design they call: "The Obama-Mobile"...
Geert Wilders the infamous Dutch extreme right politician who was refused entry into the mega-hypocritical UK has now been offered an official invitation by Obama to speak in front of the US senate. Obama feels that he was wrongly rejected by those t...
Washington, D.C. - Not since the days of Bill Clinton's cloakroom trysts has such a scandal rocked Washington. President Barrack Obama has been caught in a compromising position, giving GM some head. The financially troubled auto maker had recent...
In a surprise move, President Obama publicly announced that he is a liberal. Apparently, he had known for a long time about his true political orientation but chose to hide it from everyone including his own family. "Yes, I am a liberal," said O...
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