With victory resounding across Great Britain today the Spoilt Ballot Paper Party ( SBP)claimed that the winds of change are sweeping over Britain. " This is a victory for the disconsolate, the undecided and the medically insane!" crowed SB...
The casting of Broadway production of Shrek was turning into a celebrity catfight today as scores of ugly celebrities and their pukeworthy sidekicks bitch-slapped each other for a chance at the two lead roles on offer.
Robbie Williams agent today confirmed that he will be joining his old band Take That at the free for all that is the Diana concert. Following a slide in his career Robbie has at last decided that it might be prudent to clutch that last straw being te...
In a shock move the Governmnent today announced that Birmingham will not be allowed to vote in the forthcoming local elections. A question mark is also hanging over whether Birmingham and the West Midlands will be allowed to vote in General Elections...
Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...
Fallen entertainer Boy George has been sentenced to public flogging for his recent alleged assault on a 28 year old man in his home. Judge Wilberforce Pinkston-Smyth today declared that following several arrests and a spate of community service, he f...
London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...
A small town in the middle of somewhere was astounded earlier today when yet again, a dog with "no history of aggressive behaviour" attacked a small child.
The US has today announced that it will be releasing a set of 15 special edition stamps celebrating its Star Wars classic film series. Here in the UK officials pressured by the public to bring out our own set of commemorative stamps in the same vein...
The German zoo where teensy little cute polar bear Knut is housed has reported falling numbers of visitors since the lovable little polar bear started to transform into a fully grown snarling beast.
Our correspondant has discovered that the massive earthquakes which have rocked Kent this weekend were actually caused by death-rays directed from the newly discovered Earth-like planet Gliese 58,120 light years away.
Katie Price has returned home from hospital today after doctors advised her that Peter Andre's brain scan showed no chance of any brain damage- in fact they failed to detect a brain at all.
Top furniture chain Ikea was in uproar today as Scary Spice Mel B lost her temper after being refused admission with her super sized pram and actually savaged an entire window display, including smashing several tables and tearing at a "Vulfaa&q...
Prince Harry was today said to be thrilled at landing the lead role in acclaimed play Equus. The palace is said to be behind the move, in a last ditch attempt to avoid Harry being shipped to Iraq. Privately, Prince Philip is said to have declared, &q...
Jessica Alba today topped the fhm sexist woman poll despite never having been seen nude in her entire life by anyone."I like to buck the trend" said Jessica today "but I dont like to be seen buck naked."...
Typically blank-eyed heiress Paris Hilton was visibly upset today during a press interview in which she critisized top designer Anya Hindmarsh over her "insulting" designer bag for Sainsbury's Supermarkets.
Liver-slag Danielle Lloyd today stepped out with her new beau, conspicuously black football player Marcus Bent of Charlton Athletic.
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