Top furniture chain Ikea was in uproar today as Scary Spice Mel B lost her temper after being refused admission with her super sized pram and actually savaged an entire window display, including smashing several tables and tearing at a "Vulfaa" rug with her teeth.
One witness said "She just went wild! We said she couldn't come in and she lost it completely, first she threw herself into the bedroom window display screaming and kicking, she began by just licking the carpet violently, then followed that by actually stuffing the rug into her mouth and shredding it with her teeth.
"She smashed a "Laabea" bedside table then writhed on the bed before starting to tear down the "biif" curtains with her bare hands. It was horrible to watch."
Friends are said to be concerned about Mel's mental state following the birth of her child by dimple-faced love-rat Eddie Murphy, but they have denied rumours that she has named the baby "Angel Iris Eddie-Murphy-is-the-Bloody-Father Brown."
An official Ikea spokesman today said "We removed a young woman from our Window Display area today, considerable damage was done, but we managed to restrain her before she reached the Lady Garden Section where she could have caused real damage."
