Liver-slag Danielle Lloyd today stepped out with her new beau, conspicuously black football player Marcus Bent of Charlton Athletic.
Danielle commented "I ad ter shag a lorra blokes ta gerra anuther one, specially a black un like me P.A told me to."
However Danielle's agents were quick to point out that the couple weren't actually touching each other and that any relationship was pure conjecture.
Speaking later through an interpreter Danielle commented, "Obviously I'm not holding hands with him - I don't know where his hands have been. I kno wot them Charlton boys get up to!"
Marcus declined to comment at first, seemingly unaware that Danielle Lloyd had been following him all day, gazing blankly into his eyes, but he later added "If she's pregnant, it's not mine, it's Eddie Murphy's".
