Written by carina-eta

Saturday, 28 April 2007

image for Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan
Like most men, Peters brain is much, much lower than this.

Katie Price has returned home from hospital today after doctors advised her that Peter Andre's brain scan showed no chance of any brain damage- in fact they failed to detect a brain at all.

A relieved Jordan rushed home to tell the kids that daddy was going to be fine after she accidentally crushed his head between her boobs. Peter was immediately rushed to hospital with suspected brain damage.

Peters family in Oz today commented, "No brain- no injuries- no worries"

Doctors at the hospital where Peter is recuperating released a statement in which they explained that Peters brain couldn't possibly have sustained any damage as his skull is entirely empty.

Fans were also reassured to hear that, following treatment, there is absolutely no chance of a repeat episode of "Insania."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jordan, Peter Andre

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