Primate and gay lover say, "I do." In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the laws of nature and the laws of man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed to defend the right...
Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool. According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child...
The best of the action was in the stands at Madison Square Garden on the weekend. A hopeless romantic had arranged for his marriage proposal to be flashed on the big screen near the scoreboard. His girlfriend, who was sitting next to him in the sta...
It wasn't held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing. It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. This year 900 bride...
LAS VEGAS - Catching everyone by surprise including themselves, Alex Reid, winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother and Katie Price, a glamour model have entered into marriage with a quickie wedding in the gambling capital of the world. Katie wo...
Taking advantage of the recent Supreme Court ruling affirming that corporations have all the rights of individuals, Aetna Insurance and News Corp were married in small, private ceremony at the Hamptons estate of musician Billy Joel, a mutual friend o...
The recent approval by Hawaiian legislators clearing the way for same sex marriages, also removed the last obstacle keeping government officials from releasing a true copy of President Barry Obama's birth certificate. President Obama, sensitive to...
Donald Riverton is upset and seeking counseling for a unique situation. The 24 year old school teacher, who is a recovering amnesiac and a school teacher in the Clark County school system, says that he thought he was marrying a girl who was pure and...
The pure white snow seemed to shine as the rays of mid morning broke free of the passing clouds and filled in the shadows with light. An unusually warm day on this February 21st, the snow had started to melt slightly on its top layer forcing small drifts and mounds to take on a smooth reflective finish. They had waited what seemed like a lifetime to get to this place, a modest little cabin nestl...
"She has enough sex gadgets and toys to keep me always faithful to her", stated Ju Yakomoti, an admitted computer game geek. "I am often weak in the knees." Mr. Ju Yakomoti has married a character in a popular video game, taking her -- and his ha...
With every new story coming out about the "Exploits of the Tiger" and as white blonds continue to come forward, an unexpected thing has happened: It has caused many marriage rebounds! "Oh, I can't get people to answer the door to sign for a pac...
Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath...
They call him the 'Horn of Africa'. At 112 years old, Ahmed Dore has a reputation to live up to. He has already got 18 children and in the process has worn out 5 wives; and, like a Duracell rabbit, he keeps going and coming and going and coming, on...
Louisiana Justice of the Peace stands by his objection to interracial marriages but has no objection to interspecies marriages. Last week reporters traveled deep into the back woods of Louisiana's, Tangipahoa Parish, 8th Ward, to the mobile home...
In a surprise announcement, Nick Griffin leader of the British National Party, and Bonnie Greer, black historian, have set the date for their wedding. This follows a whirlwind romance which took place after Mr Griffin's appearance on Question Time...
Nyack, New York - Rosie O'Donald and Kelli Carpenter were married in San Francisco back in 2004 and are possibly contemplating a divorce. But could they even if they wanted to? The Supreme Court is already clearing their docket. You see, while g...
The Pope shocked the world's religious organisations, when he announced, yesterday, that he was offering a 5 year 'no divorce' warranty on all new marriages in his Catholic churches. This desperate move comes as figures are published to suggest th...
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